| Hanging out with Evil Vision Inducing Demons!!! |
[May. 8th, 2004|09:13 pm] |
My days are all very mixed up and twisted around the minds of my best friends, but there are those times that conversation goes too far and a night, perfect for running about wild in the darkness screaming at the top of your longs is wasted or enhanced by the evil, vision inducing jokes of others.
Let's just star off by saying a night that is based around a topic that is the main conversation or is constanly refered to. "There was a guy on cops that got his dick stuck in the jet of a pool!" Now what exactly does this say to you.My thoughts exactly. or what about actions taken in very wrong consequence. Andrew was drivinhe car and lurching his head forward and back in an attempt to create a hallucinogenic experience. Joey Lancaster says... "Now how do you think that will look to other people when they drive by? Oh wait, Cory put your head down just a bit, and lean towards Andrew." I didn;t do it just for reference.
My nights with my friends are always like this. But it gets better, those were one of only a hundred little jokes made that night. People's words were twited beyond belief and for one like myself, who is a complete visual thinker this can get very painful. My eyes felt like they were on fire. As Andrew said and demonstated, its 45 degrees form "Hitler to Hithler". Andrew just ruined my complaining streek, oh well. So yes the night went on as such and we shared a few interesting jokes. These may be told to whomever you wish.
Let it be known the following jokes were taken from our little sibligns and are rather odd...
THE FUCKED DUCK
There was this one woman who had three kids, she was poor and lazy and could hardly support the children. So one day she looked at the kids and said "If you want to live here under this roof you have to bring in soime money. I have three ducks I want you to sell them." So she handed a duck to the eldest son and sent him out. He returned with sixteen dollars. She was very impressed and gave the second kid a duck, telling him tha the had to either meet or do better than his older brother. He left and then returned with twenty dollars. Finally she gave the youngest a duck. "I know it is difficult being so young but you have to bring me money or you wont get to live here anymore." "Okay mommy" he said and left. After walking for a little while he came upon an old house and knocked on the door. A woman answered.
"Would you please by this duck from me for ttwenty dollars?" he asked.
"Well i don't have any money," she replied. "But... I'll fuck you for the duck."
"Well, okay." he said. So they did the deed and befor he left she stopped him and told him that that was the best sex she had ever had and that she would fuck him to give the duck back. He said... "Well...okay." They did the deed again and he was about to leave when the duck ran out the door and got hit by a truck. The boy was sad and the woman, feeling so bad, gave him twenty dollars.
So the boy went home and his mother asked him if had made some money. He looked at her and said... "I fucked to give a duck, I fucked to get a duck, and then I got twenty dollars because I've got a fucked up duck."
That was one of two very good jokes, but now I've got to go. Until next time my good friends. |
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| Its great to be here! |
[Apr. 30th, 2004|04:30 pm] |
Well this is me, I have finally arrived at the site my best friend created for me. Let it be known that I don't have a lot to say. Perhaps I should speak of myself, you know let the public know who I am. I live off in the middle if nowhere, out in the country somewhere. My family is quite large and therefor I intend to use this site for two things. An outlet for complaints and a place to post my short stories, something I do in my spare time to entertain my siblings. While most of these stories are odd and corny there are those that I created to just poke fun at someone or event to just write.
I cannot place anything here just yet, but in about another week I should be able to upload a ton of these little tales. Just wait and see, but most definitely come back, you wont regret it. |
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| New Blog |
[Apr. 6th, 2004|04:09 pm] |
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I owe Dr. Zin... |
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